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Atomic Ass Bomb 

1. You knock someone to the ground, pull down your pants, sit on their face, and fart. Then yell something completely random, stupid, or funny.

2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
1. He pissed me off, so I dropped an atomic ass bomb on him and yelled HERE'S JOHNNY!

2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
Atomic Ass Bomb by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009

TNT F-Bomb 

When it sounds as if someone is going to drop the F-Bomb but instead replaces it with another less offensive word, similar to how channels like TNT edit dialogue.

Tena: Furget You!
John: Whoa, just hit me with a TNT F-Bomb, wish you could blur out your face too.
TNT F-Bomb by Webster42 February 20, 2009

Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb 

You know that boss enemy in a video game that you can't get past no matter how many sticky bombs or throwing knives you toss at it? It always finds a way to take your face and give it a nice little sitting area on it's mantle. That would be a flamethrowing atomic bomb. Sort of like the "Golden Egg" scenario.

A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.
In a video game scenario:

Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:

Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?

German Meat Bomb 

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.
Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!
German Meat Bomb by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Russian Time-Bomb 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
Cancer - a group of diseases characterized by uncontrolled growth and spread of abnormal cells. If the spread is not controlled, it can result in death

"Life has been different since the "c bomb" hit our family."
C Bomb by JulyButterfly November 11, 2006