mountain mite

A cool white friend that's not ashamed of having ancestors from the Caucasus Mountains.

Man, you and your family from up here look like mountain mites on that patch of snow with all that furry hair covering your bodies.

mountain mite by Icare! June 11, 2020

Mikey mitsuda 

Shrimp dick

( Mikey mitsuda) has a shrimp dick that doesn’t satisfy women

Mikey mitsuda by Isuckmikeysshrimpdick June 12, 2020

Shard mites 

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

Shard mites by Hater proof November 6, 2020

K'mite 

A portmanteau coined by Kingdom Memes to describe a particular set of people that are super cool and fun loving. They have a good sense of humor with real supernatural abilities.

Hey! Look at that K'mite he legit healed that mad man!!

The K'mite made us laugh and immediately laid hands on grandma, her cancer is gone now!

K'mite by Sarah Vance November 13, 2020

TT Mitch 

someone who is so incredibly dead at football that they can miss an open net 2 metres out

player 1: he's got an open goal
player 2: don't worry its TT Mitch

TT Mitch by tichmiller101 November 16, 2020

Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loader 

Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.

Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!

Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loader by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021

king mitus 

a nigga who will always try to act cool around there friend and do anything they say. for example someone says “yo dude go slap him across the face” the person will then do so to prove to there friend that they will do anything and try to act as cool as possible and fit in.

yo bro your such a king mitus to max

king mitus by johhnycskes399 February 16, 2021