fuck-worthy 

A hot chick that has no other redeeming qualities other than her hotness; only worthy of sexual activity, not conversation or "quality time."

I went out with this girl who was totally fuck-worthy, but had nothing going on upstairs.

fuck-worthy by Cactus Matt October 16, 2005

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. 

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. by rowafe August 25, 2009

Fuck a Furry Day 

On Nov 29th if you have participated in Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day you are legally obligated to participate in Fuck a Furry Day, in which you fuck a furry, doesn't matter who, you just have to fuck one.

Furry: Have you done Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day?
Stranger: Yeah, why do you ask?
Furry: *Unzipps pants* It's Fuck a Furry Day, so start nuzzling
Stranger: OnO

Fuck a Furry Day by Yoyo Kirb November 28, 2020

fuck socks 

damn, oh dear, whoops,

fuck socks!

fuck socks by Andy Gittings June 26, 2003

Fuck job 

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

"I came up with this great idea to save the company some dough, and I get fired while that fuck job got the raise and promotion."

Fuck job by Ishtamo November 2, 2007

fuck you 

Also get fucked; go fuck yourself. A curse meaning "go to hell."

Fuck you go get your own dinner! or Get out of here, get fucked! or, as John Dos Passos had it in 1919 (1931): "Joe got sore and told him to go fuck himself." The first and third of these vulgar curses date from the late 1800s, and the second from about 1950.

fuck you by angye September 16, 2008

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.

Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.

'em is the government

Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by user name 007 May 16, 2010