fuck-sighted

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked

Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.

by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

Fucking Ficus

Fucking Ficus is used to express your anger when you have done something wrong or something bad has happened to you.

Ninja - 'hey, imma kill you'

you - ' Fucking FICUS!'

by nomnomliam March 29, 2011

Shweet as fuck

To be used when something is very sweet tasting, or just sweet generally. Should always be said in a drunken Swedish accent.

Luka: Oh my God! This cake is shweet as fuck!

by grimy_bear April 7, 2011

fuck track

The track on a hip hop album that is slower, smother, or more r&b, to encourage you to put the moves on your lady.

Slow Jamz on College Dropout is the fuck track of the album.

by akumanouta April 12, 2011

Drink-Fuck

A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another.

Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.

by jazz4 May 6, 2011

fuck potential

used when a girl looks good in a picture, but needs to be seen in real life to verify how good she looks.

~dude, look at the picture of the girl i met at the party the other night!

~well, i'll admit that she has fuck potential.

by kelownagoalie29 April 18, 2009

funnel-fuck

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"

Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.

by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008