Me at the zoo

The first Video ever posted to YouTube recorded at the San Diego zoo, by a channel called Jawed but pronounced “Javed”
Idk why

“What you doing?”
Me: Watching Me at the Zoo

by Footylegend_310 May 1, 2025

zoo pipeline

use of an alaskan pipeline on an animal

When jada ellis used the zoo pipeline on the dog, she was arrested for cruelty to animals.

by jordan657 September 23, 2009

Zoo

Prison for beings who have never commited a crime.

That giraffe was taken from his family to be shipped to a zoo

by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022

zoo circus

just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.

--you ever go to the Wal-Mart? fuckin place is a goddamn zoo circus---

by AntoniusBeethius November 4, 2009

Taker to da zoo

this word means that the person you are referring to suffers from mental retardation.

I'm Going on a date with Molly the moron so im gonna taker to da zoo, caz retards love da zoo.

by Jay Crew jr January 14, 2008

Da zoo

A suburban city in Illinois

We in town might slide to da zoo

by Thatjay April 26, 2020