You are so fucked up from drinking, smoking, or pill ingesting that your are still alive but in dead state of mind
by avolpe April 2, 2008
Get the Zombed mug.A person who can't makeout properly if their lives depended on it. Usually starts with an ugly girl you got with because your friends pressured you, then she starts making out with you like she's trying to lick icecream off the bottom of a bowl. Too much tongue, slow, and creepy.
Dude, i hate you. That girl pulled a zombie makeout on me. She stuck her tongue down my throat like she was trying to deep throat me!
by alexmawdsley December 27, 2009
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by sarinmage January 8, 2008
Get the arginian zombie mug.The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.
Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"
Person 2: "WHAT?!"
Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!
Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"
Person 2: "WHAT?!"
Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!
Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"
by DriftingNick April 6, 2010
Get the Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp mug.One of the my teenagers out there who hs been brainwashed by the book, Twilight.
Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.
Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.
Twilight Zombie: "OMG!! I want to marry Edward Cullen! He's so gorgeous!"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"
by twilightisnotcooldudelolz January 12, 2009
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1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.
2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.
2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.
2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.
2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.
by oryaknownot April 9, 2010
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