cumming yourself

When a male gets a full erection when they see something they like and it comes out

Jaquan cumming yourself in class when he saw something he liked

by queen_santrice October 13, 2017

Yeet yourself

When you want to tell somebody to kill themselves but stay Family-Friendly.
See Kill Yourself

A: I like Roblox
B: Yeet yourself.

by YeetYeetYeetYeetYeetYeet August 3, 2019

loving yourself

See masturbation, euphemisms aren't necessary

Loving yourself is easy, all you need is to use your hand

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

by b0mba September 21, 2020

Exhausting yourself

A phrase meaning “masterbaiting” or “jerking off”

1.Hey get out of the bathroom! I can hear you exhausting yourself in there!!

2.I just walked in on Ben exhausting himself! It was disgusting!

by SmartGuyWithASticker October 21, 2020

check yourself before you wreck yourself

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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"

A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.

(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)

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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by Yo Mama’s Asshole January 26, 2021

Kill yourself nigger

Main quote used by Call of Duty players.

Kid: Hi sir-
Niggakilla420: KILL YOURSELF NIGGER

by Leviticus Zachary Fingerdoodle September 11, 2023