hand warmer

a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion

by ericamichellexx March 7, 2009

Social Over Worker

A person that spends too much time on social networks and therefore has no time left for a social life. The condition is characterized by a combination of symptoms, that interfere with the ability to work, sleep, eat, socialize and enjoy once-pleasurable activities. Heavy users feel "digged out", "undelicioused", "stumbled upon", "pownced" or "twittered up". Disabling episodes of depression can occur that, when not treated with "Real Social Contact" on a regular basis, lead hard core users to just staying in front of their computer without eating, sleeping or going to the toilet till they die >> Social Death.

Bert is such a Social Over Worker, I haven't seen him since we went to the movie premiere of that Titanic film!

by supaswag February 29, 2008

Social Worker

Often a gay man, but it could be anyone who appears blandly conservative him or herself, but who is usually turned on by rough looking people who stink of trouble.

Whoa! Did you see Ted leave the bar with that tweeked out skank with all the neck tattoos? Ted is SUCH a Social Worker!

by Playa Bugger October 30, 2011

worker control

The term usually used to describe a business etc that is under the democratic control and management of the people who work their, that commonly have a practice of sharing the profit. Another common and famous phrase is by Karl Mark and Frederick Engels to describe such a situation is, 'Worker control of the means of production'.

Worker control is often advocated by people from center-left to left wing such as Socialist, Communist, Anarchists, Marxists, Christian Left and even some Social Democrats.

Note: Liberals are centrists and not to be confused with State Socialist to Stalinist's who advocate for state control instead of workers

Worker 1: "Man I hate my job so much, I feel like I don't have any power their or a lot of control over my life, what about you?"

Worker 2: "Well my company is worker controlled, so I have a say in all the stuff we do with the company, we even have a meeting tomorrow to find out if we should switch one of the materials that we use to something more safe."

by NotBad97 October 17, 2015

worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia, and preexisting psychotic disorders. The workers affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.

Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is a pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.

by Yobberson June 22, 2017

Toy workers

Santa elfs who have little pay whatsoever. They usally get paid 2$ a day. They have poor ventilation in thier cramped, dangerous workshop.

Santa elfs are toy workers.

by u9h9uuuhhuu9h August 22, 2007

would-worker

A person who would build nice, awesome things, if only they had that newest, best tool. Or, if they had any skills.

Example:
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.

by R Salas February 19, 2009