Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.

"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."

Urination Celebration by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008

Brendon Urie

The last remaining member of the band "Panic At The Disco". He has a vocal range of D2-C7. Some may call him a angel. They are correct.

Person 1- "I love Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross"
Person 2- "We don't speak the name Ryan Ross here
Person 1-"Why?"
Person 2- "Because he is the one that got away"

Brendon Urie by Jasmine11259 February 20, 2018

Icing the urinal cake 

Masturbation at a public urinal.

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

Icing the urinal cake by PantsofCorn January 17, 2011

Freedom Of Urination Act 

A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.

I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so

Freedom Of Urination Act by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Urinal-In-Law 

After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urinal furthest from one another.

During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.

Urinal-In-Law by JD Gold January 16, 2008

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

Urinal Poop Swoop by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

Urineurysm 

The convulsions brought on when one has waited too long to urinate and is incapable of undoing their pants in time.

Matt stood over the toilet, anxious to relieve himself. He zipped partway down, but it stuck. He pulled and tugged but the fly would not undo. He got chills as he fidgeted at the impossible zipper and trembled as his full bladder felt ready to burst. Matt undid the button and tried to pull his pants down far enough to release. When he was finally able to do so, narrowly escaping sullied pants, Matt could feel his urineurysm subside as he relieved himself.
He sighed and trembled as his stream flowed, and almost felt as if he would cry. The seconds ticked away and soon a full minute passed and Matt shuddered at what he believed to be the worst urineurysm he ever had.

Urineurysm by Riffkin April 16, 2009