she’s like so totally leggerz, she boyfriend is in prison rn for grand theft auto but that does stop her seen him and having a cheek shag behind the vending machines. she 1/3 of the ket heads and madly in love with braddy daddy
don’t you think xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson name is weird and long?
it’s fine cus is being changed to xt24zz soon
it’s fine cus is being changed to xt24zz soon
by xyra Thompson October 22, 2022
Get the xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson mug.When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
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1. A stomp one does when they are pissed off, or at least pretending to be. This is done with a forced, powerful frown and a nostril flare.
2. A name which you give an action Tompkins did that murked someone.
3. A sexual technique in which the chosen partner wears nothing but combat boots and stomps on their partner(s) body while frowning and flaring their nostrils.
2. A name which you give an action Tompkins did that murked someone.
3. A sexual technique in which the chosen partner wears nothing but combat boots and stomps on their partner(s) body while frowning and flaring their nostrils.
"TOMP STOMP MUTHAFUCKER ARGHHHHHHGHGH"
"Hahahahah he Tomp Stomped that bitch!"
"I gave 'er the Tomp Stomp last night"
"Hahahahah he Tomp Stomped that bitch!"
"I gave 'er the Tomp Stomp last night"
by Beef JT Chuckster May 25, 2006
Get the Tomp Stomp mug.A new futuristic, juicy booty. One with unique features. Not onion, not apple, and not a badunkadunk. Any booty you see that is unique and like none other you have even seen.
by BG the alpha July 22, 2009
Get the TOOMP mug.she is a fake ass friend. she talks shit behind everyone’s back. don’t be fooled. oh and i can’t forget she will always steel your mans doesn’t matter who he is.
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Get the twamp mug.an extremely small town located in the middle of effin' no where in Southern Illinois. lol where running from the cops consists of hiding in a cornfield lol and where there is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway...You don't give directions by street names or references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks to the Anderson's turn left and it's four houses left of the football field)...lol and no one knows where it is
"Where are you from?"
"Thompsonville"
"Where is that at?!"
"10 miles from West Frankfort"
"yeah...still don't know where that's at"
"Thompsonville"
"Where is that at?!"
"10 miles from West Frankfort"
"yeah...still don't know where that's at"
by missie_450 May 31, 2009
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