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Tweeting Tragedy

An instance in which an individual who tweets on a regular basis thinks of an inspiring and authentic tweet; however in the process of going to tweet this inspiring thought, the individual forgets what he/she was going to tweet
Today, I logged onto Twitter then had a tweeting tragedy.
He thought of something incredible to tweet, then had a tweeting tragedy.
I saw someone else's tweet then had a tweeting tragedy.
by DanDoellion August 17, 2011
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Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs
Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.
by wyattthepro April 8, 2024
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Tweet as a nut

Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate
Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"
by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009
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Tweet o'clock

The time period when the Shepherd usually tweets.
Tweet o'clock is between the hours of 10:30 and 11:30 pm EST.
by yumad112233 November 12, 2022
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Tweet tweet

You have a tweet tweet
by Dhjdj January 27, 2022
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rollover tweets

When a twitter user cannot tweet as much throughout the week and must make up for it by constantly tweeting on the weekends.
Due to school I only accumulated 20 tweets throughout the week, so I posted 300 rollover tweets on the weekend to make up for it.
by lazerliz October 6, 2009
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Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.
I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.
by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010
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