Thunder Fap

In the act of masturbating to online pornography, when your hand reaches the top of your shaft and slams the desk and creates a thunder-like sound.

person 1: Is it storming outside? I hear thunder but I don't see any lightning.

person 2: Oh that's just John in the next room over thunder fapping. He must be watching some good stuff.

by Spilner May 5, 2011

Tender Memories

Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.

After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Thunder dick

To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms

Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance

Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!

Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!

by Conker1 October 6, 2016

Thunder Bucket

A bucket (usually kept under the bed) used to deficate in before the use of indoor plumbing.

Mom, its too fucking cold to go all the way to the outhouse, im using the thunder bucket.

by Patrick Mulligan April 21, 2006

thunder from down under

That diarrhea you get after dining at Outback Steakhouse.

Crikey! I've got the thunder from down under something fierce!

by I THUNDER April 28, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

"Eat shit! You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt".

by Leeroy80 October 11, 2005

Tropic Thunder

A master piece comedy released in Augst 2008 and it is starring Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr. and Jack Black. It makes fun of actors like Eddie Murphy, Russel Crowe, and Sylvestor Stallon. The film is hilarious. If you liked Zoolander, then you would love Tropic Thunder.

Robert Downey Jr. did an amazing job being a dude playin a dude disguised as another dude in Tropic Thunder.

by adudeplayinadude January 15, 2009