Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
by Nick Godsmanj March 23, 2008
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this word can be used to mean almost anything. it can be any part of speech, but it's mostly just stupid.
"bitch, you best shut the fuck up fo' i treef yo ass"
"hey, loser, let's treef"
"that mofuka totally treefed her ass"
"hey, loser, let's treef"
"that mofuka totally treefed her ass"
by ghetto mama April 19, 2005
Get the treef mug.A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
Get the traffuck jam mug.1. a flaming homosexual.
2. the biggest queen, usually enjoys long walks on the beach.
3. a boy who chooses muscle over mind.
4. someone who makes up for rude behaviour by having a massive dick.
5. possess a specific talent that includes taking his toung and a vagina.
2. the biggest queen, usually enjoys long walks on the beach.
3. a boy who chooses muscle over mind.
4. someone who makes up for rude behaviour by having a massive dick.
5. possess a specific talent that includes taking his toung and a vagina.
" the other day this guy asked me if he could eat me out.. i was like no.. then he was like ' dont worry, they call me a trafford' "
" holy shit his junk is massive! " . "yo that must be trafford!!!!"
"mommy will i grow up to be a trafford?"
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"mommy will i grow up to be a trafford?"
by fuuzzyyykittteennnnmmmeeeoooww April 26, 2009
Get the trafford mug.When the situation get's piled up. Two people deep in the back and one or more in the front. That's a jam! Causing everyone's engine to burn into overdrive.
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"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"
"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"
by shagondragon July 12, 2013
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Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.
Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.
Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.
Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.
by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020
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