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Portuguese Traffic Jam

Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
by Nick Godsmanj March 23, 2008
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traffication

n. overcrowed freeways; traffic congestion.

see also adj. trafficated
There was major traffication around the tunnel.
by Nick December 6, 2004
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treef

this word can be used to mean almost anything. it can be any part of speech, but it's mostly just stupid.
"bitch, you best shut the fuck up fo' i treef yo ass"

"hey, loser, let's treef"

"that mofuka totally treefed her ass"
by ghetto mama April 19, 2005
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traffuck jam

A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
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trafford

1. a flaming homosexual.

2. the biggest queen, usually enjoys long walks on the beach.

3. a boy who chooses muscle over mind.

4. someone who makes up for rude behaviour by having a massive dick.

5. possess a specific talent that includes taking his toung and a vagina.
" the other day this guy asked me if he could eat me out.. i was like no.. then he was like ' dont worry, they call me a trafford' "

" holy shit his junk is massive! " . "yo that must be trafford!!!!"

"mommy will i grow up to be a trafford?"
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Traffic Jam

When the situation get's piled up. Two people deep in the back and one or more in the front. That's a jam! Causing everyone's engine to burn into overdrive.
Benny boning Ashkan Boning Marisa in the front.

"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"
by shagondragon July 12, 2013
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traffic cone

An extremely, extremely, disgusting looking girl.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
Ex. 1:

Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.

Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.
by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020
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