torpedo

Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.

Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?

by Craig October 29, 2002

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

torpedo penis

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo

Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!

by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008

turple

A Nuns Headress or Hat

That Nun is wearing a Turple.

by Lindsay McCrudden August 31, 2007

burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.

Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.

by flytoface October 29, 2012

Turple

Turple: adj. def: Beyond the previously imagined. The embodiment of forward/revolutionary thoughts, ideas and actions

Also conveniently rhymes with Purple.

Dang, whoever thought of a word that rhymes with Purple that is actually usable in everyday conversation was pretty Turple.

by sundoll November 2, 2009

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007