Tom and Harry

The testicles.

You just crushed Tom and Harry!

See also: Tom, Dick and Harry

by dick69 July 1, 2009

tom dickson

The spokesman for Blendtec, and the famous line "Will it Blend? That is the question."

The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".

Tom Dickson: Will is blend? that is the question"

viewers: YES?!

Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!

by Shortbusguy44 May 29, 2007

Tom Waits

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

Tom Perry

Tom Perry is an amazing, wonderful, awesome guy. He makes you smile everytime you see him and is hilarious. He can be perverted but hey that's Tom!

Oh my gosh he is such a Tom Perry and I absolutely love it!

by ilovetommyyyy December 22, 2010

tom hiddleston

the sexiest man alive

tom hiddleston makes me horny

by muellee May 2, 2021

Tom Riddle

A hot man you need to love because if you don’t bad things will happen

Tom Riddle is hot as fuck

by MissBarnes October 19, 2021

Tom Tom'd

Getting lost while following the incorrect GPS directions of a Tom Tom or any other in-car GPS device.

Alt. Using an excuse for missing or being late to an appointment.

Dude, we are nowhere near WhiteCastle...I think we got Tom Tom'd!

Sorry I'm late, I got Tom Tom'd on the way and ended up in the next county.

by GP Esta June 10, 2009