cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.

The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.

by Arsian August 4, 2006

Thunderbirds

Action Puppet Show Which was later made in to a movie

Liam and Noel Gallagher of Oasis each took turns to appear as Parker ,Lady Penelopes Chaufeur.
Yeaah! baby Thunderbirds Roolz!

by The UrbanDick July 6, 2006

thunder douche

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard

Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.

by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009

thunder sponge

Someone who tries to steal another's thunder by shifting the attention to themselves; e.g. get the laughs from a joke by butting in with the punchline, or taking over a story in progress.

Michael Scott is the ultimate thunder sponge in the office; he always has to be front and center.

by Hardcore Poser May 4, 2009

Thunder Sack

Thunder sack is when a man is sitting down, and blows ass so hard it rumbles his balls.

I was sitting on the couch the other day, and made a nice thunder sack.

by mr. aric burns September 29, 2011

Thunderclumps

When the sky won't stop thundering and it sounds like a series of low-key farts.

"Damn bro, is it ever thunderclumpin' outside"

"Wow these thunderclumps won't give up!"

by Bedgypooks July 20, 2012

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.

Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."

by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013