tromboner

when a women blows into your penis while she is preforming or sex. in the manner of a trombone.

Glenn: " Hey bro, how was that tromboner last night?"

Justin: " Lets just say that her music teacher tought her well!"

by brass knuckles 90909 May 29, 2010

Trumbone Party

When 10 or more people people get together in a room, and give each other rusty trumbones, until everyone passes out.

"That trumbone party was good last night"
"Yeah but, next I'll try to stay awake longer!"

by Uncle A-Hard January 21, 2007

Black Trombone

When you shove a 10ft long black dildo up you're partners left nostril, while giving them a shocker

Bro I gave that bitch a black trombone last night!

by Butterballs canyon June 16, 2016

Rusky Trombone

It's like the Rusty Trombone, only it's played by the 45th President of the US on Vlad (the Lad) Putin.

After the Remembrance Day Ceremonies in France, Donny Drumpf was going to play a solo on the Rusky Trombone!

by Jesterger November 12, 2018

Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019

Trombone Player

Arguably the second worst type of member in a concert band (second only to the drummer). Trombone players generally lack not only in timing, but are also extremely inept at pitching notes.

1)How do you get a trombone player to take a solo?
Who cares?

2)That trombone player is beautiful Royden as bad a the drummer.

by Chrystoph June 17, 2007

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004