Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. by C-1 June 22, 2018
Get the Hidden Missilemug. An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.
Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012
Get the lawn missilemug. by IrishSteeler14 December 7, 2014
Get the Korean Missilemug. Americans are catching onto us my fellow ShekelBergs. It’s time to bring out the Jewcular Missile and call them Antisemites.
by LA Walk January 24, 2025
Get the Jewcular Missilemug. by FP.27 February 1, 2023
Get the Boney missilemug. Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile
by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017
Get the sheet seeking missilemug.