A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.
Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.
Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.
by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017

Fake 'sick days' that people take off work that are actually called 'hate days'
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days
Example of a post hate day convo in the morning...
Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?
Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...
Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...
Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?
Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...
Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....
Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?
Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...
Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...
Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?
Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...
Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....
by lady lynxx March 25, 2009

A page, usually on Instagram, that posts rude and mean about a specific person(s) ran by haters. Mostly jealous people
by Bedtime.stars November 11, 2014

The idea of following someone on Facebook or Twitter because for what ever reason they annoy you enough for you to care about what they say, even if it's only so you can laugh about it with your friends later.
Mitch - hey why do you have that guy as a friend, he's such an ass hole
Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.
Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.
by Loluis June 21, 2011

by yank, with credit to kilmer November 25, 2004

by irishr3dneck March 28, 2011

by dv December 7, 2004
