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Teen Hippies 

Teenagers that think they care about the world, make banners and signs for school, walk around at lunch with no shoes on, wear long dark colored skirts (girls), play hacky sack (boys), are all vegetarian, annoy all meat eaters on how they are hurting "poor animals", also like to hang out with the Drama Kids (if they are not already one), lay on the grass during lunch, dance around during lunch and piss off everybody that's not a hippy at lunch.
Damn those annoying teen hippies! Can't they just eat a pork chop and stop walking around campus pretending they are college students at UCSC!?!
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Teen Titans Go! 

A TV show for little kids which includes the characters of Starfire, Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, and Cyborg.
"Come on Jerry, let's go watch Teen Titans Go!"

teen pep 

Hypocritical high school organization that hires teenagers to talk to younger students about safe sex and ABSTAINANCE and proclaim their virginity which may or may not be intact. These skankbags who seem to have their teachers and peers fooled into thinking they are innocent and "chaste" are forced to perform skits about the wonders of "abstainance". It does not work.
The people involved with teen pep have quite a few venerial diseases.
teen pep by Lumber-Jack August 23, 2007

TEEN TITANS GO 

im convinced this crape show of being bad is THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE SHOW, WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS? ITS BECUSE CCARTOON NETWORK IS ENTIRELY AWARE THE SHOW IS BAD (bacuse they keep pumping jokes out that say the show is bad) YET THEY STILL MAKE IT BAD WTF

Teen Biscuits 

I'm leaving and taking my teen biscuits with me.
Teen Biscuits by GR££DY February 26, 2010

Teen Society 

name of the coolest forum for teens online
(www.teensociety.createaforum.com)

Teen Society is an online forum for teens between 13 and 19, talking about everything between heaven and earth.
Rasmus: Hey have you been on TS(Teen Society) lately
Ryan: yea, of course! it's like the coolest forum ever!!
Teen Society by TeenS July 29, 2014

Teen Mommage 

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.
That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.
Teen Mommage by Jbabyj September 2, 2016