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contrary to popular belief, Target is not a bad place to shop and/or work. They pay me more than any of my friends make at thier jobs, and i always walk out knowing that i had a good, productive day, that i would have otherwise spent on my ass. the one problem I have is that they have recently cracked down on thier minor policy, and if we work one minute after 8 hours, we get yelled at. pay is good, atmosphere is good, its a clean store. superior to wal-mart in every conceivable way. the people there are amazing, and everyone is nice. more upscale than wal-mart, but prices that are not even close to high.
i dont see why yallz be hatin' on target. its a good place.
by thephman November 8, 2006
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tabletpc

A funny concept priced for the well-to-do corporate crowd. A computer that comes with WindowsXP Tablet Edition and is in two formfactors - a swivel screen notebook and a clipboard type thingie.
Microsoft's latest money making scheme is the TabletPC, meant for the rich.
by ArcticFox January 3, 2004
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Target Shooting

The best form of stress relief there is! I mean what better way is there for someone to release all their anger than to pump giant amounts of lead into a great mutitude of targets!!!
Kid 1: Dude I'm just under so much stress, I don't know what to do.

Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?
by ~Acorn~ January 29, 2009
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targetphat

A description for items purchased at Target that look cool and hip under the flourescent lights next to their ordinary stuff, but once gotten home is just as flimsly, cheap, hollow and uncool as anything from Wal-Mart.
How's that new world music cd you got at Target?

Well, I thought it was going to be great, but after listening to it a couple of times, I found out it is just targetphat.
by jack1nce June 2, 2010
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tablet potato

A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
by pentozali June 8, 2010
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Big Ass Target

That fat Ass you just want to smack with a rubber band
Damn did you see that girl she got a big ass target
by Jtheslimster February 3, 2015
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tarrets

A disease in which you honk your horn constantly for no FUCKING reason and you flash your hazard lights randomly....sometime you may even throw the car into neutral just for a laugh at how mad shelby will get! AKA H loves S loves C loves T love T love L disease

When you have this you may also be sitting and all the sudden begin to yell FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCKING FUCKER WHORE BITCH BEKA

You may also have a tendancy to say 7 like 7 times 7 to the 7th power 7 times over times a day.
Thad:Whats up tarrets?
Holly: Nothing FUCKING DAMN SHIT much FUCK FUCK FUCK
Thad: Well thats good and how was your day ADD city?
Holly: It was #$%&*( good and #@&&*$ yours?
Shelby: GAH yall are both so Tarrets and we are like the best 7 friends EVER! FUCK SHIT DAMN!
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