tarrets

A disease in which you honk your horn constantly for no FUCKING reason and you flash your hazard lights randomly....sometime you may even throw the car into neutral just for a laugh at how mad shelby will get! AKA H loves S loves C loves T love T love L disease

When you have this you may also be sitting and all the sudden begin to yell FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCKING FUCKER WHORE BITCH BEKA

You may also have a tendancy to say 7 like 7 times 7 to the 7th power 7 times over times a day.

Thad:Whats up tarrets?
Holly: Nothing FUCKING DAMN SHIT much FUCK FUCK FUCK
Thad: Well thats good and how was your day ADD city?
Holly: It was #$%&*( good and #@&&*$ yours?
Shelby: GAH yall are both so Tarrets and we are like the best 7 friends EVER! FUCK SHIT DAMN!

tarrets by Tarrets City H loves S loves C loves T loves T loves L April 24, 2005

tarrets of the butt 

When you are farting uncontrollably breathing from your butthole. (Farting)

*farts*

"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"

"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"

tarrets of the butt by Awkward May 26, 2014

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.

This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.

Uzi Turrets by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

targets

A glib term used by submariners to describe all other ships that merely float on the surface of the water.

Submariner: What do you call the boats in the Pacific Navy fleet that are about to head out to sea?

Master Chief: Targets.

targets by The Troll August 30, 2005

Targetsexual 

Someone who is in love with Target and would personally give their life for the store and its contents.

Maggie identifies as a Targetsexual because she just loves Target that much.

Targetsexual by Youwantasnowcone October 17, 2020

Carpal Turrets 

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

Carpal Turrets by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

Keyboard Turrets 

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

Keyboard Turrets by potatopancake October 4, 2009