Table 1

noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.

My Table 1 ended the debate once and for all.

by CommonConnection March 25, 2021

Talen

A hot man who has a giant dick and loves girls a lot. He is so loyal.

Oh I wish I had a talen in my life

by kk23234 October 4, 2021

tablespook

Someone who has the vibe of the horrific ghost of a tablespoon. Usually seen wearing red hoodies and making bad drawings.

Man, that guys a total tablespook, his OCs are the most badly designed things I’ve ever seen

by tablespook November 23, 2021

/tableflip

A chat message you use on hangouts when your friend is pissing you off

Friend: Sorry can't come today I need to hang out with someone else k :)

other friend: /tableflip

by GIMOtube February 15, 2022

Tallen

The bestest person on the face of the planet we call Earth. He is very tall and has perfect smile. He is an intellect with a massive brain. An overall Chad.

Wow, he's super cool, must be a Tallen.

by 33nos69 June 13, 2022

talen kember

a gorilla with the largest cock known to mankind

"bro is a talen kember" says jamal

by harambe king of the jingle November 17, 2022

Boredum Talent

When you're extremely bored and you have a lot of time to work on something, mainly art or literature, and it comes out great.

Dude, I need to show you this thing I made on paint yesterday. It's pure boredum talent.

by The bored person March 2, 2009