Bonus Table

A table consisting of black people. For some reason, black people tend to tip servers horrible

If a bonus table's bill comes out to $100, they most likely will leave $4-$6 tip. In actuality, the tip should be $15-$20

by jajajunkie12 September 24, 2009

putting your balls on the table

To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out

Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "

Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"

Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"

by superfly9229229292929 February 18, 2010

table talk

Illegal communication with the intent of gaining an advantage between partners during a card game.

In euchre tournaments, table talk is strictly forbidden.

by 93 June 14, 2004

table girl

a usually tall, generically pretty, immaculately groomed girl who is invited to a table at a club because she will raise the status of the men who have booked the table. table girls are expected to take limited part in the socializing of the men but are generally expected to laugh along at jokes and talk with the other table girls and girlfriends.

they invited cassie to go out with them to the club not because of her personality but to be a table girl.

by Angelacia March 10, 2011

Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

Table Toucher

When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.

Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.

Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.

by Lvannienwenhove December 5, 2010