I Suck

An expression of one's awareness of one's own personal shortcomings.

The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".

by Leon Malick December 20, 2008

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003

suck my dick obama

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.

You can suck my dick obama!

by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013

Suck my dick

It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.

Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?

by TeeHee June 26, 2004

suck my clit

the female equivalent to "suck my dick!"

whatever bitch, suck my clit!

by Jumanjiwarrior February 3, 2009

suck it in

To suck in your stomach, raising your shoulders. Makes you look thinner

I had to suck it in when those girls walked in so they wouldn't see my beer belly.

by genrippz October 23, 2005

Suck Pipe

A verbal cut down that takes the place of Suck my dick or suck it.

Wade, Suck Pipe.

by R Hess January 16, 2009