Sporking

Spooning with your partner when you haven't clipped your toenails in awhile.

Jane never really cared much for spooning, but she really hated sporking. Ouch!

by eeeddd February 18, 2009

Sporking

very similar to spooning, however both parties are facing each other, rather then having both facing in the same, sideways direction.

the couple wanted to see into each others eyes while spooning, so they decided to start sporking.

by medinaswimmer'10 December 22, 2008

stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.

'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.

by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009

Swording the Wall

When a man is having intercourse in doggy style (vaginal or anal). Right before his moment of release he pulls out and spreads the females ass cheeks open and climaxes in the middle. Then he places his slowly softening penis in the middle and proceeds to spread up and down.

Brandon: Hey! Dude last night I was having some rough sex and was totally swording the wall. Her cheeks were stuck together all night!

Tyler: Nice.

by lilman33 October 25, 2011

Snow Storming

When a women start to lactate upon orgasm.

I brought her to a powerful climax and she started snow storming.

by SuperMaligan February 24, 2015

stonking

adjective

(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.

We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all know—they want us to get Brexit done.

—Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit

by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019

sporking

also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

by friendfriendfriend February 12, 2007