stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.

My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.

by grumpyd December 10, 2010

armpit stroker

An armpit stroker is used to define someone who uses there armpit as a vagina.

Hey bro could I borrow your armpit for a second. No way man you're such an armpit stroker.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

Unlimited Power Stroke

When you have a stroke because you are so overwhelmed by your phone battery being at a full 100%.

Guy 1:How'd he die?
Guy 2: Poor bastard had an unlimited power stroke.

by Horrorfreak78 December 3, 2017

Letting the Stroke Ride

When your taking her to poundtown, and you go so hard that you can't leave the motion of fornication.

Chase: Yo we got fucked up at that party, even Ben was slaying pussy.

Gavin: Yeah, I was Letting the Stroke Ride on some bitch and gave her scoliosis.

by Benalini March 19, 2022

Strokeology

The act of giving a hand job in class. Most likely a grade A whore.

I heard Connor has a Master's degree in strokeology what a slut.

by guy who got a hand job in class April 24, 2008

stroke

-noun
respect, influence or power in a particular area, process or decision

The priest tried to get the boy out of jail, but he had little or no stroke outside of his congregation.

by Outlaw Zero June 11, 2011

Master Stroke

The last stroke of a gentleman's little fella that pushes him beyond the point of no return.

In general the technique of building one's self up so that one final stroke let's all hell break loose!

"Hey guys watch out, Eddie has been perfecting the Master Stroke!

One more brush of his crotch and he's going to spaff everywhere."

by Torchos January 13, 2012