straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

froggy._.straw

the best sister ever man

froggy._.straw op

by viy July 30, 2021

short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone

It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time

by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022

veggie straw

when you suck the dirt form into between someones toes with a straw

wanna veggie straw later babe?

by its442rightnow August 11, 2021

Straw berry scabachino

Period blood crust on on top of 14yo shmegma

With a smooth blend of diarrhea

Dude Becky had me in the first half up until she brought in her sister and handed a Straw berry scabachino!!!

by Smallweiner123 August 27, 2021

Straw tall

When someone is so tall it makes them look extremely skinny

Wembenyama is taller than Shaq but he’s straw tall so he looks frail ..

by Jay da brrr August 4, 2025

Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025