Cloud Strife

A blonde emo who seems to have aspies but needs have his balls cut off by Sephiroth.

"Sephiroth hates Cloud Strife and other tards"

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 2, 2008

strife

strife (a) to "smoke the cannibus.. is to smoke the strife" true statement... bitches.

"smoke the strife"

by Ryan May 30, 2004

Strife

The clinical terminology for the effects of drinking after you smoke where if you smoke, then drink, your liver will fall out.

He can't drink, or he will get strife. We just smoked, and if he drinks, then he will get strife and his liver will fall out, not down, out, just fall out on the ground.

by 4 Blocks Productions August 18, 2004

Strategic Crashery

a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience

i used strategic crashery to get on the roof

by frank's_place January 23, 2011

Strateling

Strateling, as told to me by a friend, means to look like your humping someone but only sitting down/standing behind them/cuddling.

When someone's leaning forward on a table and you go behind them to "stratel" them, making you look like your humping them, but you're only "strateling" them (SOrry I was told to use the word 'strateling' too)

by Jex Cahill March 12, 2011

stratejizz

(n) the act of masturbating while strategically planning your future sexual or romantic conquest.

Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."

by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013

Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.

Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.

by cvaccFF December 21, 2014