squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

squirrel and hedgehog

squirrel and hedgehog is north korea propaganda for kids and its good!

i watch squirrel and hedgehog and i love it

by ecool is board April 26, 2019

Squirrel Bitch

a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".

"She's always on some thot shit bro, she really is a Squirrel bitch."

by ThotOfTheYear July 1, 2017

squirrel fucker

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017

Squirrel Brain

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.

"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

by FuckgirlMads May 3, 2018

creepy squirrel

The creepiest squirrel u have ever seen

Boi thats a creepy squirrel

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

Squirrel Tuck

When the dude’s nuts are pushed and tucked in her pussy or ass during coitus.

I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018