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Matej splatej is the most perfect trans gender fluid man who is alos bisexual
Girl- damn i like matej splatej he turns me on
by matej splatej November 22, 2021
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Biden splatter

When your dog has diarrhea and it sounds exactly like Joe biden speaking
My dog has had biden splatter so long that people are lining up outside my house for a handout
by I need likes March 11, 2022
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fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats
Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.
by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022
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Sack Splat

When your woman ass farts on ur balls and a little bit of wet poo comes out. Sometimes also referred to as a ‘Ball Blurter’
The Mrs got me with a Sack Splat last night during sex and thought it was funny, but I wasn’t laughing.
by SuspectZero July 31, 2022
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Tramp Splat

While participating in Anal Intercourse, pulling out right before releasing the essence of one's future generations and instead splooging your warm gooey liquid on the place of the typical location of a "Tramp Stamp".

Also See: Cattle Branding
"I gave that 2-bit-hooker a real surprise when I gave her the tramp splat last night!"
by Z3MWT June 3, 2023
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Steinberg splatter

The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023
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click boom splat thump

A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.
Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
by domkeboy November 25, 2010
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