A foreigner in all countries, besides his own. Has a delicious accent. Obsessed with the color green and Star Wars. Ginormous nerd. Abnormally smart and ridiculously good looking.
Hey, what are you doing?
Talking like a Matej with a completely sexy accent you're jealous of
by Wilma Abraham January 06, 2012
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A guy who is very sassy and tries to be the funniest kid, he try’s so hard to make people laugh but always swears. He sucks up to teachers making him self look good. He gets many girlfriends and breaks up with them and gets one the second they break up. He is short and may come from some where like Europe . He has many cousins and they usually know who you are. You can’t take him anywhere in public without him getting in a fight, you become his bestie and then he does something wrong and tries to make you apologise at the end. He is a very funny kid though and everyone loves him at the end of the day.
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Matej is extra-fancy person that only drinks Voss and Fiji bottle water. He is total anti-peasant and is mean to every peasant.
Oh look at him, he drinks Voss, he is a real Matej.
by YUGO BITCH January 03, 2019
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A boy who likes to lay ostrich eggs
Matej what are you doing?

i just layed an ostrich egg :)
by oisalokijd November 15, 2011
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