cock sniper

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.

Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.

by KENNY April 6, 2003

penal sniper

a person who likes to snipe things with piss when he goes to urinate

someone who aims at specific inanimate objects when they piss

Pissing off the top of a cliff to see how for it goes and what u can hit with the trajectory

for ones self amusement

"yes! look wat i pissed on from here!"
accurate pissing for england!

" i am a penal sniper cus i can hit that *insert object* acurately :)"

by James Halsall July 4, 2006

spider pie

A vagina so hairy that one cannot begin to get a visual on the skin.

Regina had a monster spider pie, but Jeriputo dug in with his tongue!

by slapaho jones March 25, 2007

Despacito Spider

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018

African Cave Spider

A big ass spider

Look! An African Cave Spider!

by mat5592 July 23, 2009

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009