Snoregasm

A snoregasm is a random fit of loud snorting in the middle of the night, noticed when sleeping over, or during a booty call.

The person snoregasming tends to have nasal problems of some sort.

Boy: I was sleeping with Jane last night and she started snoring really loudly outta nowhere!

Dude: Oh my god, total snoregasm.

by DarkDaze. March 9, 2009

snoregasm

The act of giving an orgasm to someone, without their waking up. Or, the ability to have someone give you an orgasms while you are fully, or partially asleep.

Can also be used to define the occasion of having sex so boring, that you've had an orgasm, but didn't notice.

Upon waking up "whoa, I must have had a snoregasm".

by mobiusflu May 4, 2009

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

SAFOriffic

derived from SAFO, (Suck A Fat One), SAFOriffic is SAFO and terrific put together to call something or someone really gay.

while listening to a crappy song.....
"man that new song is saforiffic"

by AbrasiveMofo October 4, 2009

Snoorg Tees

Whore girls who have nothing better to do then to then model for $15 shirts that someone took about 5 minutes to come up with. like your mom with a picture of a mom on it......SO AMAZING.......not.

1. semi-average looking whore posing for a picture with a nasty shirt on.

2. your mom wearing Snoorg Tees

by Snoorg Industries (not really) September 7, 2010

Snorange

Noun

A round seven sided object with 4 corners.

Today in Geometry we had to draw a Snorange, those things suck! It's so hard to get the 4 corners perfect.

by Sharpedophile October 17, 2010

Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.

No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome

by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011