Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.

While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.

by BooHooBean March 31, 2010

pearl scarf

When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.

Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!

by jylax February 8, 2014

clinton scarf

When you get choked by Clinton while you blow him

I gave her a Clinton Scarf for our anniversary

by gorgorgorilla May 3, 2016

Pizza scarf

Something only pizza delivery driving losers wear hoping to score better tips.

Look at that girl wearing that Pizza scarf. The only tip she's going to get it to take it off.

by ch1bz January 27, 2017

chocolate scarfish

Normally the man turns to the other man and says "scar me dad" and cuts his anus many times until the other man ejaculates and then let's himself bleed out on the floor whilst the other man fucks his dead body spread out on the floor hence the name starfish.

I'm going to jail because i finally gave my man chocolate scarfish last night....totally worth it.

by Papa dragon21 August 20, 2017

Garlic scarf

When one consumes a large amount of garlic and thereafter beltches onto the shoulder or neck of the person of another, thus creating a Garlic scented cravat on the person of another.

Sophie-Jenna consumed some garlic and burped onto Iain’s neck, Iain’s neck smelled of garlic for the the rest of the evening.

“Oh my god Sophie-Jenna, did you just burp garlic onto my neck? I’ll have a Garlic scarf all night!”

by Iain donal Mackenzie January 25, 2022

Inflatable scarf

When you go down on a woman (cunnilingus) and she farts and you feel a warm breeze on your neck.

I told my girlfriend the room was freezing, she gave me an inflatable scarf

by DodoStaff April 13, 2022