shurps

Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.

Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Shurp

A word that can be used to replace any word and mean almost anything on the planet.

Domo: "Can you stop cheating"
Shard: "Uhh shurp"
Dom: "Did you shurp that girl yet nigga?"
Shard:"Shurp. Nigga can you stop asking me hella shurps."

by Shurpstar September 5, 2012

Slumped

The feeling of overwhelming exhaustion usually associated with the use of alcohol, cannabis, etc. Usually results in someone being couch locked

Dude 1: Dude Evan looks like he’s about to get slumped, man how much has he had to drink?

Dude 2: I saw him take 4 shots and drink a beer and I think he also took a rip off Jimmy’s bong

Dude 1: Yeah we need to get him out of the damn hot tub before he slumps and drowns

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

Slurpee Day

The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!

Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!

Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!

by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009

Slurpalurpa

When you slurp something and its just that good.

She took a big phat slurpalurpa of her drink.

by PablosDrugs March 22, 2020

Flappy Bird Slump

When you are playing flappy bird and you are getting extremely frustrated because you can't get past the first pipe.

A: man what are you freaking at your phone for
B: dude I'm in a flappy bird slump

by co_ January 31, 2014

Slumped off the Loud

When you are slumped off the loud you are high off of potent marijuana , a common african pot smoking term.

"Mayyn Louds got me slumped" "Yeahhhh im Slumped off the Loud"

by 420Loudslumper February 10, 2012