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After a messy breakup, when your ex-girlfriend deliberately replaces your lubricant with super glue(usually of the Scotch brand)causing your hand to stick to your penis.
George: "Aw man, I totally got scotched last night. (as he clutches his penis)."
scotch by kem. April 5, 2008
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Slatchel is the ultimate phrase.It has an endless amount of meanings.Often used by the citizens of Batavia, Il.
"Lets go slatchel some slatchel fuel."
"Eww I got slatchel all over my hand."
"Look how slatcheled that guys is!"
slatchel by Grandpa December 7, 2003

slothapotamus 

a slow moving big dumb human.
a cross between a sloth, and a hippo.
"there goes Mike, that slothapotamus down the halls again."

"Thud Thud Thud" "Run for your lives! it's slothapotamus!"
slothapotamus by Mike Oxbig January 12, 2005
How was your date with Kathy last Friday? I took her to dinner and then we went to a party and she ended up going home with some other dude - what a slooch!
Slooch by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

Slatchum 

Part of the body above the genitals but below the waist.
She licked my Slatchum.
Her slatchum is sexy.
I wish I had a slatchum like that!
She has a fat slatchum.
Slatchum by Chad Cook January 3, 2008

Slothephant 

A combination of a sloth and an elephant, 2 extremely tranquil animals. Used to describe an individual who is extremely mellow, or overly calm in situations that do not call for it
kid 1: Dude! You just got your ass kicked, arent you pissed?!
kid 2: Nah, its cool, I dont really feel pain, besides, they got good exercise.
kid 1: Your a total slothephant man.
Slothephant by 2nd-hand Ciggs October 15, 2008