skin flute

an insturment that many people enjoy playing. Combine with a tromboner and a sexaphone and you will have the best band in the land.

your grandma plays the skin flute like a pro

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 23, 2013

skiing

when a girl jerks two guys off at the same time.

What did you do last night? I went skiing with Connie and Jim.

by T February 18, 2003

go skiing

1.) v. The act of snorting cocaine.
2.) v. The sexual position in which a woman stimulates two men simultaneously, one penis in either hand.

1.) The friends left to go skiing in the Yayo Mountains over the weekend.

2.) At keg parties, she would often go skiing with the guys beside her on the couch.

by Dubious Skunk November 15, 2005

just sayin

A phrase tacked on to the end of any bigoted, biased, hurtful, wrong or simply stupid remark. The speaker tacks on the phrase with the intent absolving themselves of any guilt or argument over the statement.

Danielle: Oh my god Becky, look at her butt! She's really asking for it in that skirt, just sayin.

Becky: Exactly WHAT are you “ just sayin”? That she deserves to get raped because she’s wearing a short skirt?

Danielle: I WAS JUST SAYIN! THAT'S ALL!

Becky: Ohhhhh you were just sayin…I get it now.

by Dwad!!!! July 5, 2010

I'm sayin

to be in total agreement with the statement that was said.

Man that girls has a crazy big old butt!

I'm sayin!

by Baby Kitty April 12, 2006

you're just saying that

how you respond when someone gives you a false compliment/says something out of politeness and you want to let them know you're onto them.

can be said either jokingly or seriously.

often followed by a) "I really mean it!" or b) a lengthier explanation comprised of dead air and bs.

a) girl 1: OMG you look so fabulous in that dress!
girl 2: aww, hon i know you're just saying that!
girl 1: no babe, i really mean it!

b) boy: i love you.
girl: puhleeze, you're just saying that.
boy: boo, i love you like the stars and the moon and the sun... (continued bullshit)

by pft its dee November 2, 2008

Skinboat Journey

When banging a broad from behind, you keep switching back and forth from the Vagina and the Butthole. You give one thrust to the Vagina, pull out and quickly ram it in the Butthole once, pull out and jam your skinboat right back into the Vagina, and on and on.

Man this chick's 'gina and ass was so hot and inviting, that I had to take her on the Skinboat Journey.

by JMerc August 22, 2006