SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the corpses of children (Ages 1-10)

"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.

by Reptention October 19, 2020

Simplelized

The process of dumbing down an explanation. "Layman's terms. "

I looked confused as the doctor said a bunch of medical terms, so he simplelized it for me.

by Big Eagle January 19, 2021

simplechvrsz

simplechvrsz Is a fp of Charli a tiktok girl. simplechvrsz Is also kind! They name her rose

simplechvrsz is aesthetic on her tiktok posts!

by Randomgirlol July 4, 2021

Simple slut

Along the same lines as a basic bitch but way more slutty..

"Omg max, i cant believe your dating such a simple slut!"

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Simple Ginger

A ginger living a normal life with nothing special happening in his life.

Emanuel had a job, a wofe, two kids and then died. He was a simple ginger.

by Gatewae May 11, 2022

Simple Alpaca

A very strange YouTube channel that uploads tech videos literally every day, 24/7 non-stop. Most of the videos are repetitive and deal with the same theme, such as "{insert old phone here} in {insert current year here}, still worth buying?"

Does a mix of both iPhone and Android videos, but has an obvious Apple bias (he literally called the Pixel 4 an iPhone once). No one knows for sure what drives him to upload such a large volume of videos non-stop, all we know is that he loves us.

Typical videos from Simple Alpaca:
-iOS 16 on iPhone 8!
-iOS 16 on iPhone X!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XR!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 12!
-iPhone 5 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 5S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 7 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
(you get the idea)

Me: *looks at Simple Alpaca's upload history*
Also me: Damn this mans is such a hustler

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 7, 2022

simple silence

A stillness in time, space, and even mind.

"i'm so tired i just want to sit in simple silence."

by winter.criez January 31, 2023