Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!
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SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).
His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)
He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)
He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.
She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
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Get the SimonSails mug.Originally coined by N4TBlazinHokies, It is to describe the act of running all over a map, (or dividing it up to share) to find and kill a player who is standing still.
Seen in Saints Row 2 a lot because by playing a match, you earn money needed to gain ranks, and eventually earn acheivments. people doing this don't care, or want to play online with people, they just want the acheivements.
Named for a player who has become the most famous for doing this, Simoshan J.
Seen in Saints Row 2 a lot because by playing a match, you earn money needed to gain ranks, and eventually earn acheivments. people doing this don't care, or want to play online with people, they just want the acheivements.
Named for a player who has become the most famous for doing this, Simoshan J.
In Pregame Lobby:
Team A: Aw, Fuck, We got Simoshin, he just stands there.
Team B: Yeah, you better quit out, We Are Just going Simoshin Hunting
{Team A all quits, except Simoshin}
{Team B each gets about 25-30 Kills}
Team A: Aw, Fuck, We got Simoshin, he just stands there.
Team B: Yeah, you better quit out, We Are Just going Simoshin Hunting
{Team A all quits, except Simoshin}
{Team B each gets about 25-30 Kills}
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Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."
jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."
jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."
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