Scrump

(noun) a combination of the words and properties of Scrub & Chump.

Avoid scrumps at all cost.

Get lost Scrump!

That fanny pack makes you look rather scrumpish today.

by L.R.H. , esq. April 26, 2010

scrump

the excess skin of a penis before it has been circumsized.. after it has been cut off it is called a "scrump"

You are a scrump licking whore.
scrump ass bitch, scrump fucker, scrumpin mother fucker

by Cliff Humps January 8, 2008

shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010

shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

Shrumping Gimp

A penis that’s been effected by the cold.

Wow! look at that Shrumping Gimp, it’s so tiny now!

by I’mThatChick January 24, 2021

shrumpadump

The act of shrumping ones dump

When I get home later i’m going to shrumpadump all night

by Jeans beans October 30, 2021