Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

speed of continental drift

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

by Thunnus January 9, 2010

Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010

SpeedBlaze

The alter ego of a someone who is employed at the Walmart Vision center. No one really knows the sex of this someone. Some people say Male others say Female. All we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is Indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. The weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all Pork.

Fellow 1: Hey I went to the movies with Royce to watch Wanted!!

Fellow 2: Thats real gay..

Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fellow 2: um???

Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..

by DuckxFace December 2, 2011

Speed Bang

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

by 05superglide February 14, 2012

speed luigi

a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...

hey its a me speed luigi

by ALMONDABOOOSE September 19, 2017