Self-Scam

An act that turns out to be against one's own best interests. A self-scam can often be a decision which creates more problems than it solves, or that causes more trouble than it's worth. Often used to describe actions that turn out to be bad financially, or that are time-inefficient.

Buying a car is a huge financial liability. It is basically a self-scam.
I realized the module I created was more of a self-scam, because it adds a bunch of new bugs to the codebase.
Stress is just a self-scam. It does not speed up the work, and causes more mistakes.

by Larsluster June 9, 2021

Reverse Self Irrigator

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.

Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator

by ISStudent July 26, 2012

Gym Selfie Slut

The type of girl who shows up at gym at 9 am, fully decked out in the latest sports gear making sure her sports bra matches her phone case and sneakers, gum in her mouth, perfectly styled hair, face caked an perfectly contoured to give the illusion she has high cheek bones, looking like she's about to hit the clubs or shoot an porn scene. You'll find her pouting her Restylane enhanced lips in front of the mirror arching her back, sucking her stomach in to take selfies to post on instagram, # Great workout, last squat rep, booty werkday, trainerholic, no pain no gain, squat till you drop. Then, she'll treadmill it on 4 speed zero incline to take another selfie to post 'treadin it out as a cool down'. That's what Gym Selfie Sluts define as 'sweating it out at the gym'.

If you're still looking cute after a workout honey, then the only thing you trained are your finger muscles. Your a gym Selfie Slut.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

Higher Self

When one has achieved the goal of infinitely acknowledging the present as it happens...

You may have just found out that you have achieved your Higher Self lol

by The Second One? March 18, 2019

Suicide Selfie

A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.

Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.

Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?

Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.

by Big D Rock July 4, 2020

Saturday soup selfie

A selfie you take with your soup after a night out on Friday, usually when recovering from a hangover.
It can also be used as a #

A- How do you know they’ve got a hangover
B- They sent me a Saturday soup selfie

by Saturday soup selfie November 2, 2019

Selfie

Stupid photos that 14 year old girls take of themselves. They take these photos to let people know what they look like when no body else is around. Tags are also used after the taking of a selfie when posted on a website of some sort. Some examples of these are: #nomakeup #twerk and other stupid words that girls think make themselves sound cool.

Girl: I'm gonna take a selfie!

*Takes 400 selfies and posts one online*

Girl: #cute #follow #nomakeup #whatever
Girl: I look so good

*flicks hair*

by thefartinator April 21, 2014