schmattering

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005

Schmater

Super Duper Hater. They Are a Hater, but not just your ordinary hater, they hate on everything and everyone, a schmater is just a flatout HATER.

Alexus Is a Schmater.

by DieSchmater January 6, 2011

Schmitty

A guy who has a thing for his older sister

Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!

by PoopMamba69 August 24, 2016

schmuck

someone's dick.

Also used offensively.

"You're a schmuck, you know that?"

"Shut up and eat your dinner."

by Hannah Montana June 15, 2007

schmuck

a Joey, a fool, a penis

That Joey is a real schmuck

by bernedette March 23, 2004

Schmuck

Someone who gets out of the shower to piss.

"I'm taking a shower but I gotta piss. What the fuck am i gonna do?Hmm I better get out and use the toilet..... Wow, I'm a pretty big schmuck."

by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID October 26, 2015

schmuck

Someone who is conned easily.

I just picked this guy's wallet, what a schmuck!

by scncqn May 29, 2008