Schmeagle

A slang term for the word "olive"

"I love schmeagles in my martini!"

by Comrade Bodeeni May 16, 2022

Schmeat

Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.

He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!

by Jamelon June 7, 2022

Schmeard

A thick penis. Unlike a chode, it's only defining quality is girth.

Hey, have you guys seen Paudie without pants? He's got a big ol' schmeard.

by YonnWick August 12, 2022

schmeat

retard who can't take a joke

"John is being a real schmeat today

by thugshaker42011 August 16, 2022

Schmeckervekar

Another term for a nice picnic.

I had my basket ready for a lovely schmeckervekar, but there was cannon fodder all over my usual spot.

by Schmeckervekar69 September 6, 2022

Schmeal

High school code for a vape or juul

"I'll let you hit my gleeb if I can rip your schmeal"

by 401.falcon September 28, 2022

Schmeak

To be a disciple of Christ

Hello I’m a schmeak of God

A group of sigma males who follow God

by Marty_bluud December 7, 2022