Scrumi scale

A scale of how scrummy(delicious) something was. (Invented by EJ Drazin)

“Wow, that ice cream was amazing, at least a 7/10 on the scrumi scale.”
“Truly scrumalicous”

by E-Jard August 14, 2022

Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017

the redonc scale

A scale from 1- 6 of redonculous things or actions, 1 being the least redonc and 6 being the most redonc.

Wo that cd was a 3 on the redonc scale
That triple backflip was a 6 on the redonc scale

by shredsor October 23, 2008

Rape Scale

A scale from 1-10 for how hard someone is raping.

The Detroit Red Wings hit an 11 on the rape scale when they played the Pittsburgh Penguins.

by BDeezyC June 6, 2009

Meat Scale

A new way to classify the honeys.
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon

"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."

Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...

DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.

by AdonisOnWheels November 2, 2008

Corridor scale

Much alike hogging, this is a judgement on the size of a splosher your no standards, man-whore flatmate has brought back home after a night out. It is simply out of ten - the greater the number the harder it is for her to fit down the corridor of your shitty student flat ie. a ten may require grease or a pole.

"Oh shit Tom's bagged a large girl. She must be an eight on the corridor scale. Fetch the butter or I'm not gonna be able to get out the front door for work."

by Dirty Dazzy-D June 11, 2006

squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.

that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.

by a February 18, 2007