robustity

adj. A surgical measure of the strength of tissue and its ability to remain firmly sutured whilst healing. Not to be confused with “robust titty”, which, coincidentally, sometimes is the result of robustity.

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A gentle pull there Bryan. I sense a certain lack of robustity in this pancreatic duct.
Good eye Mr. Gregg. You operate like God.
She wishes!

by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

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The Robust Necrophiliac

The act of slitting open the rectum of a cadaver and inserting the entire forearm, usually accompanied with the playing of classical music.

While my girlfriend and I participated in The Robust Necrophiliac with my recently dead mother, we listened to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

I can't believe Joe turned out to be into The Robust Necrophiliac; who knew he liked Beethoven?

by The Anus Wrangler May 16, 2011

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blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.

Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."

by boronanon April 3, 2015

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