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Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro
Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully

President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!
by DarkFloyd724 January 27, 2009
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Rubber Dumpling

The act of touching or caressing a person's feces as it is being excreted for the purpose of sexually gratifying either partner. Occasionally misheard as "rub her dumpling", but is not gender specific.
Last night my girlfriend got me to give her a Rubber Dumpling, I had to shower afterward but it got her so hot it was worth it.
by TheNord December 31, 2009
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rubber cleegs

"i need a pair of cleats for baseball..."

"ill get you some rubber cleegs!"
by eliporter February 18, 2010
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Robert Gibbs

A rhetorical defense strategy when you are questioned on something you have no idea on, and you reply with "I am not an expert in "blank" field . Commonly used by White House press secretary Robert Gibbs.
Student 1: What did the housing bubble have to do with the recent economic meltdown.

Economics Professor: Well listen im not a futures speculator or real estate tycoon, but trust me houses and stuff were important to the economy.

Student 1: Professor with all do respect that was a Robert Gibbs explanation/answer.
by Johnnysurefire August 18, 2010
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rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.
Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
by lesbionix June 29, 2010
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roober

Like Uber, but utilises kangaroos as a cheap and highly-available transportation resource.
Let's grab a Roober to get to the club!
by roo87 August 2, 2016
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Rubber Cheerio

A phrase that is used to describe the texture and visual appearance of
an anus in relationship to the common cereal.
I asked her how she liked it. She said, "I like it when you roll

your tongue over my rubber cheerio".
by Turbm April 25, 2017
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