Runner

A breed of mentally tough humans who travel long distances on foot at a pace above 7mph. Do not confuse with ‘joggers’, who are an inferior version of this specie. Often, when confronted with the term ‘jogger’ at a party, a ‘runner’ will pick up their coat and depart immediately. (Especially if it is their own home). They are known to engage in ridiculous yet effective warm up routines, and can be seen panting and spitting across the city of London. Although unknown as to why, motorists seemingly despise these tough runners. Do not be surprised if you see them out in rain, sun or blizzards. For they can adapt to numerous environments and weather patterns. They are famed for their commitment and severe mental fortitude.

Was is a car?
Was it a pronghorn antelope?
No, it was one of those ‘runners’

by Jack Wilshere T City December 25, 2019

rannett

just two little guys. just two guys being dudes. rannett my beloved

you: omg rannett my beloved

by mikusbff April 16, 2021

Rangers

A shite Scottish football team
That only idiots support

Jim: rangers lost a football game to Celtic
Wee specky ned: oh no!

by explanation December 27, 2021

Burning Rangers

Believed to be the last great game to come out on SEGA Saturn. This game was made by SONIC TEAM, also behind NiGHTS into Dreams, another great game for the system, and--you guessed it--most of the Sonic the Hedgehog games.

They are the Burning Rangers, go! They will never let you dow-own!

by Golemio December 2, 2003

Tank Ranger

The destroyer of all that is good, pure, and orderly. A Tank Ranger acts off pure impulse and cannot be held accountable for its own actions. It holds no moral values and tends to have many racist and sexist qualities.

Brandon: "I can't believe Kanye ruined Taylor Swift's speech like that!"

Mike: "I know! What a Tank Ranger..."

by usefulidiot75 November 26, 2009

lone ranger teabag

See similar definition for tea bagging but instead of 2 testicles the individual in question only has one testicle.

"This guy 'chimpy' was so hot I wanted to inhale his balls. When I pulled down his black slacks I noticed he only had one testicle, so I gave him a Lone Ranger Teabag."

by JeffKiss November 23, 2016

Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020