pulling pigtails

The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.

Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.

by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003

Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.

by Fanny Fondler November 8, 2008

pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016

pulling a geographic

A phrase used in the recovery community describing an illogical belief that switching locations will solve all of one’s life problems when in fact the problems are rooted in one’s self and whatever concurrent substance abuse that exists.

My curious and loving father with the beautiful but self-destructive mind was the brilliant master of pulling a geographic, and each time he made a move, he truly innocently began all over again, mostly believing in himself and his powerful intellect but forgetting his addiction and so he mastered living all over the world in the most magical towns and cities but he died alone and most likely, more afraid of life than death and so he took the leap and left his world behind.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

Pulling a len

when you jack-off in a urinal while in school, get caught by a teacher, then get detention for it.

hey why is Mike in detention?" "he got caught pulling a len.

by Thomas A. Pacifica November 2, 2010

Pulling an Aaron Rodgers

When an individual misleads or lies about being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus. This individual pretends to be fully vaccinated by acting in such a manner; not wearing a mask, partaking in social events and/ or not notifying those in close proximity.

Pulling An Aaron Rodgers defined as: lying to someone or everyone of being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus.

by NotJohnWick November 8, 2021

Pulling a Mason

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.

When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.

by Mbandit August 24, 2009