procrastivaping

Procrastinating while vaping on your electronic cigarette. (e-cig).

I was late to work today because I was procrastivaping at home.

by Sir Unkle Fun April 29, 2014

procrastarvation

procrastinating by thinking about food!

Monica couldn't fight the powers of procrastarvation while doing her essay.

by trwa March 3, 2015

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016

Procrastimating

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.

Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.

Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

procrastivisionary

an individual who is all talk and no action

"Trump says he's going to build a wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it!"
"Do you really believe that bullshit? He was just buying votes, he's a total procrastivisionary."

by Letterstogestapo December 17, 2016